New Music Genres

TPOLM factory has been hard at work conceiving new formats of sonic entertainment that should soon be explored in dodgy music scene venues all around you in a few years. The difficult decision was ofcourse between the herring and the moomin. Since we are so generous we share some of the examples that are 9006 years ahead of the avantgarde music genres you listen today:
– moominhidecore, for the shy souls
– herringcore, for the aquatic restless
– moominjazzcore, for the pervertophiles in us all
– jazzstep, natural evolution of dubstep tongue video man
– soulful leathercore loungewave, retro
– emostep, kaneels favorite secret
– yodeltech, technological goat lovers music
– polkahouse, already under construction

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