TPOLM factory has been hard at work conceiving new formats of sonic entertainment that should soon be explored in dodgy music scene venues all around you in a few years. The difficult decision was ofcourse between the herring and the moomin. Since we are so generous we share some of the examples that are 9006 years ahead of the avantgarde music genres you listen today:
- moominhidecore, for the shy souls
- herringcore, for the aquatic restless
- moominjazzcore, for the pervertophiles in us all
- jazzstep, natural evolution of dubstep tongue video man
- soulful leathercore loungewave, retro
- emostep, kaneels favorite secret
- yodeltech, technological goat lovers music
- polkahouse, already under construction
Lackluster: The Invisible Spanish Inquisition
Igloo Records [Igloo-Pop07]
01. Introduction to Lackluster
02. Module for you
03. Flagging
04. Wait For It
05. Endless
06. Jack of No Trades
07. Guitares
08. Watching the Dawning of the Free Energy Century
09. Linger
10. Beechmount
Considering TPOLM’s long term strong relations with all sorts of mothers, we have several times been reminded on the benefits of fruit towards an healthy nutrition. This is especially important on the dogs days, and not so relevant during the year of the dragon.
a demolink article about fruit
Fruits have long since been used to describe the innuendo behind the best fullscreen effects of the demoscene. Static noise and the tunnel effect.
As a bonus, fruit also goes well with icecream. In some countries, such as the USA, the term “ice cream” applies only to a specific variety, and most governments regulate the commercial use of the various terms according to the relative quantities of the main ingredients.
In several countries of the world fruit cake is worshiped as god. And you know what they say about fruitcake: “Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.”
Despite what some people believe, salmiakki is not a fruit but a variety of liquorice that gets its name from the relatively large amount of sal ammoniac (Latin traditional name for ammonium chloride, a salt of ammonia) that it contains in addition to the liquorice root extract, sugar and starch or gum arabic that constitute regular liquorice. Ammonium chloride has a spicy taste that vaguely resembles that of sodium chloride (table salt) with a hint of ammonia smell. Salty liquorice does not necessarily contain any sodium since salt refers to the salt of ammonia and not to table salt (sodium chloride). Although some types of regular liquorice may also contain a small amount of ammonium chloride, salty liquorice can contain up to about 8 percent of ammonium chloride. Moreover, the salty taste is typically less masked by a high sugar content compared to regular liquorice.
And neither are apes. Watermelons are considered fruits, pepos to be more precise, characteristic of the Cucurbitaceae. The watermelon fruit, loosely considered a type of melon – although not in the genus Cucumis – has a smooth exterior rind (green, yellow and sometimes white) and a juicy, sweet interior flesh (usually pink, but sometimes orange, yellow, red and sometimes green if not ripe).
On the matters of jazz music and soul companion, TPOLM has long been known to provide a steady influx of diverse analytical material where to derive your sacrificial exertions from.
a demolink article about jazz musicians
As we have often mentioned, you can never have too much information. So it is invaluable to add that there have never been any TPOLM demos featuring jazz musicians or any of their relatives. As opposed to demos about ninjas.
You might be aware however that Hungarian entities, not in any direct way related to TPOLM, have commited such acts in the past against jazz musician idols such as Miles Davis. We hereby dismiss any and all accusations that these people are in any way related to acts of women or child abuse.
According to promiscuous acts of self-loathing and miss-directed hatred, jazz musicians have often been considered neglected artists in search of an existencial paradigm they not yet possess. Possessing virtual objects such as cubes or donuts can bring a strong sense of inner satisfaction that can be, for some people, extremely hard to experience through other activities. Yoga and deep psyche binding methods have often been used to catalyze the phenomena with mild success.
Other important facts to retain on jazz musicians is their pronounced fetish for black and white aesthetics, known to provoke secret intelligence responses in different conglomerates surrounding the french riviera.
For further reference on these and other issues concerning jazz musicians please consult the official TPOLM crisis manual or contact your local Halme webmaster. In the advent of further incidents, TV static has been known to help reduce dissemination and contain the spread to just your neighbours and friendly pets. Whatever you do, please don’t make a mess of our murals.
TPOLM intergalactic legend killers, in association with redhead baguette industries, is proud to bring you, a new and revolutionary demolink article entitled
a demolink article about the feds
The fed is known internationagalactically as a mythical creature riddled with pain and distrust to your fellow creative personas. Not often have they been spotted spotting down the spotless junkie as have they also been known to torture and distraught lost kittens. Arabs are not to blame for this.
Many other occasions have the feds been known to also pursue military state surveillance on regular consultants of penguins and lettuces alike. Although cabbages are regularly consumable in soup, penguin soup is not advisable for children under the age of 15, 12 or even 8. Most children under 8 should also avoid sharks, elefants, tapirs and stroganoff cocktails.
Under any circumstance should children be allowed to play with fire or plastic bags unsupervised. Long exposure to plastics has been known to affect the endocranian development and is heavily documented to prevent prepubescent migraines in young males and females alike.
For further information on proper fed supervision please consult your manual under section VI paragraph 6: “there have been mixes and dance tracks put together in the past, but none can outrun or equal the power of megablast”
This article has not been certified by Halme and may contains vague references to bondage with a preying mantis, sharks in space, nigerian chilinuts and/or nokia.
The artist also known as Aleksi Virta and Vae, among other names, has a new album out! He says: “It’s called “Isadora Mu”, it’s space disco, it contains a track called “7011″ to commemorate this year, and it’s available for streaming and buying at http://store.lumeet.net/ – as download only, 12″ LP preorder + download, and on an awesome hand-customized tweed/denim covered USB flash drive.”
TPOLM international galactic conspiracy is proud to to present to you
a demolink article about your mother
Mothers are important. they give birth to babies. and sometimes they nurture them too. so you should love your mother regardless of what they are. like your mother loves you. TPOLM has known this for many years.
If you are a mother on a beer terrace you might get scorned by local drunkards for bringing your baby into that kind of environment. even while drinking a cider and eating a pizza in a corner far away from everyone else. at 4pm.
It is also important to notice that all mothers are the best mothers in the world. except for the bad mothers. which there are none. except when they are.
please do not confuse this with vague pulp fiction references by orange.
Mothers are also a good source of conjugated linoleic acids. According to studies that targeted its effects on the belly firmness and fatty acid composition of genetically lean pigs, the supplemental CLA usage had a positive effect on the improvement of belly firmness and may provide a nutritional solution to carcass fat and belly firmness problems.
Further studies have proved that mothers have a rapid response to all sorts of children complaints, including sex deviations, sleep deprivation and different kind of drug related issues.
This article has been certified by Halme and contains no references to bondage with animals, dolphins with lasers, south-african pedophilia, hot mustard or routine checks to endochondral ossification complications.
Laidback electronica smelling of Japan. Debut release by The Antti Jädertpolm Quartet, a project by the Finnish ex Barcelona resident and prolific freelance graphics designer Antti ‘FthrProductions’ Jädertpolm. Track 7 in collaboration with Kschzt.
uucidl: @mmalex I'm tempted to talk the wire protocol rather than OSC, I had to implement bonjour discovery in my VJ app, and that just feels wrong 20 hours ago
kaneel: An other night spent on the liveset. it's coming to something quite better. Hope to see some of you guys there! 1 day ago
mmalex: last monome tweet: undocumented, but you have to enable both of first 2 aux ports to get accelerometer readings. 1 day ago
mmalex: yay! talking to/from my monome was as easy as open("/dev/cu.usbserial-m128-566",O_RDWR); - sadly not fast enough to do greyscale via flicker 1 day ago
mmalex: Tonight's shuffle based train delay boredom buster : watlington street ep by @nathanfake 1 day ago
kaneel: (in other word, I just had a lot of arguments about web stuff with a "php developer" who had no clue about what he's doing and... saying) 1 day ago
kaneel: it's not because it's written developer in your email signature that you're actually a developer. thank you very much for your attention. 1 day ago
psenough: the good thing about sundays is that you dont wake up to find new mails on your inbox 4 days ago
kaneel: if u're in Paris and interested into buying a dx7 II-D, I'll soon be selling mine. Need to make some room and I own a dx200 anyway... 4 days ago
If anyone managed to bootleg more material of the gigs at this party, please let us know!
